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Original Email sent to various Adult Film Producers:
Hello,
I understand you are the makers of Adult Films. I would love to get a job with you coming up with names for Adult Films. You know, stuff like : "Shaving Ryan's Privates" and "101 Penetrations" and my favorite, "Good Will Humping."

These are just a few ideas I have for Adult film titles:
Anal Titanic
Bend Over Like Beckham
Crouching Penis, Hidden Penis
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Penis
Hairy Pooper and the Penis of Fire
The Penis Reloaded

To be honest I have no prior experience working in this medium. But I am an expert at looking at a mainstream movie's Title and matching up dirty words that could replace the original words, while keeping the integrity of the original title intact.
When replacing the original words with dirty words, I make it a priority to come up with rhyming words, double-entendres or alliteration.
And if I can't come up with any rhyming words, double-entendres or alliteration, I simply replace one of the original words with "penis."
Also, if you choose to hire me what sort of Health Benefits would you provide?

Sincerely,
William Shaw


Response from Dave Stewart, JDS Productions, UK:
Hi,
Thanks for the e-mail. It gave us all a good laugh!!.
Thanks
Dave
(It's always nice to make a Porn Producer laugh.)


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