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Original Email sent to various Webmasters of Michael Jackson Fansites:
Hello,

I love your website. And I fully believe what is happening to Michael Jackson is unfair. Michael Jackson has given so much love and great music to the world and look how the people repay him.
Michael Jackson is innocent!!!!!
I'm also tired of people calling Michael Jackson a "freak." Michael is not a freak!

Let's compare Michael Jackson's freaky behavior to his non-freaky behavior:

So-called "freaky behavior":
1. Skin lightning and plastic surgery.
2. Amusement park and giraffes in his backyard.
3. Married Elvis's daughter.
4. Sleeping with pubescent boys in his bed.
5. Accused of child molestation twice.
6. Dangling his baby over a balcony.

Non-freaky behavior:
1. Has won 13 Grammy awards.
2. Is a really good singer
3. He bought the rights to The Beatles songs.
4. Recorded two songs with Paul McCartney.
5. Has never shared a kiss with Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera on the MTV Video awards.
6. He has three kids whom he loves
7. He's not an bodybuilder/governor who's been accused of being a Nazi-sympathizer and groper of women.
8. He has given thousands of dollars away to children's charities over the years.
9. He was the first black artist to get his music videos on heavy rotation on MTV.

You can see from the above lists that Michael Jackson's non-freaky behavior clearly outweighs his freaky behavior by nearly two to one (and the last time I checked two was twice as big as one.)
This proves without a shadow of a doubt Michael Jackson is not a freak!!!!!! (There are six exclamation points at the end of that last sentence just to show you how adamantly I believe in his innocence.)

Now lets look a little closer at the list of what people say is his freaky behaviour:

1. Skin lightning and plastic surgery.
Michael has stated several times that he is suffering from Vitiligo, a skin lightening disease. So are we saying anyone who is suffering from a disease is a freak? I think not!
Michael has said the only plastic surgery he had is two surgeries on his nose. Anyone who closely examines Michael Jackson's can clearly see MICHAEL IS TELLING THE TRUTH. (The capital letters are to signify how much I believe in Michael's remarks about his appearance.)
As Michael has explained, "People's faces change as they get older."
Look at Elizabeth Taylor. She looks completely different now than what she looked like at age 25. She was totally hot when she was 25 and now she's grizzled and wrinkly. So how come no one accuses Elizabeth Taylor of getting plastic surgery to look grizzled and wrinkly? Because PEOPLE'S FACES CHANGE AS THEY GET OLDER. That's why.
Another example: I currently have a mustache. If you look at a picture of me as a ten-year-old, guess what, no mustache!
I rest my case.

2. Amusement park and giraffes in his backyard.
Hey, if I had millions of dollars I'd be buying unusual things too.
If I was a billionaire like Michael Jackson, I wouldn't be sitting in my grandmother's basement apartment writing this email right now. I'd be out giraffe-shopping.
Giraffes are cool looking animals. Who among us can honestly say that they haven't wanted a giraffe in their backyard? Imagine the look on the next-door neighbor's face! Anyway, without the giraffe, who's going to keep the llamas company? The chimp? He's not even an ungulate!
Here's how I imagine a conversation between a llama and a chimp:

Llama : Don't you hate it when chewing gum gets stuck in your hoof?
Chimp : Dude, what are you talking about?
Llama: Okay, I'm gonna go chew my cud now.
Chimp : Dude, what are you talking about?

So you can clearly see Michael needed the giraffe. There's nothing sadder than a lonely llama.

3. Married Elvis's daughter.
What?? You can't marry Lisa-Marie Presley without being labeled a freak now? Okay, so I guess that makes Nicholas Cage a freak! Maybe the police should raid Nicholas Cage's house to find if he molests children too. Mothers, lock up your young sons, Oscar-winner/pedophile Nicholas Cage is on the loose!!!!

4. Sleeping with pubescent boys in his bed.
Although Michael Jackson is a 46-year-old man, inside he is a ten-year-old boy. So what's wrong with two ten-year-olds sharing a bed?
So lets call up the police: "Hello, officer. Yes, my name is Jerk McBusybody and I would like to report two ten-year-olds are sharing a bed." The cops would laugh in your face!

5. Accused of child molestation twice.
Hey, if Macaulay Culkin says Michael didn't touch him, that's good enough for me. In the movie, "Home Alone," Macaulay thwarted two crooks, so we know he's got to be a pretty smart cat. Could you imagine if Michael had tried something on Macaulay Culkin? Have you ever seen "Home Alone"???
That kid would have set up contraptions to burn Michael's hand, shoot him in the crotch with a bb gun, scorch him with a home-made flame-thrower, impale him with a nail, get Michael to walk on broken glass Christmas ornaments, hit him on the head with an iron, and take a long fall into a brick wall.
To this day Macaulay fully defends Michael Jackson.

6. Dangling his baby over a balcony.
Why is this so freaky?
Now I don't know about you, but most babies I've had experience with only weigh like 7 pounds. They are not heavy beasts.
According to the Santa Barbara County Sheriff's Department, Michael is a 5' 11' man who weighs 120 pounds.
A 5' 11'' man who weighs 120 pounds could easily, easily lift 7 pounds with one hand without dropping it. So what's the big deal?

Please write back soon to let me know what you think of my email.
Thanks again for a great website.

Peace and Love,
Ian

Response from Neekyboo:
Thanks for visiting my website. I think it's great that you believe in Michael's innocence so firmly. I too don't believe he has done any of what the police say he's done. I just think he should be more careful of who he hangs around in the future. Take care and pray for Michael!
Neekyboo

Response from The Exclusively Michael Jackson Website :
Dear Ian,

Thank you for contacting Exclusively Michael Jackson with your message.
It's always great to hear from fans who have so much passion and support for Michael. Your letter shows you are one of those people who hasn't let any nasty rumors to tabloid trash spoil your view of a man who's given so much of himself to help others....keep up the great support!
Although we support Michael, we do not work directly for or with Michael, and at this time we are not able to forward your message on to him.
Should you wish to send a letter of support on to Michael, we invite you to use the postal mailing address provided for fans on our "FAQ" webpage at http://www.emjweb.com/facts.html
Best wishes, and thanks for choosing EMJ! We appreciate your support!

- EMJ Staff
(It's really too bad that they were not able to forward my message to Michael Jackson)

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