Since The Guinness Book of World Records didn't like my first submission, I thought I'd try a different approach.

Email sent to The Guinness Book of World Records:
Dear Sir or Madam,
I recently submitted a World Record idea to you. My World Record idea was the letter containing the most misspellings of the word, "hemorrhoid." The letter contained nine misspellings of the word, "hemorrhoid."
You rejected this World Record idea. Now when I think about it, I fully understand this was not a good submission. Clearly this idea was not worthy of inclusion in the Guinness Book of World Records. That's why I have a new World Record idea for you:

"Dumbest Submission to the Guinness Book of Records."

I mean, come on, I must have been out of my mind when I asked you to consider my letter with the misspellings of "hemorrhoid." Surely, no other submissions could have been dumber than the one I sent you. I look forward to your response to my "Dumbest Submission to the Guinness Book of Records" idea.

Sincerely,

Peter Lefabre


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