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Original Email sent to various Greeting Card Companies:
Dear Sir or Madam:
I have been buying greeting cards from your company for several years now. I especially like the wide variety of cards you offer during the Holiday Season. I send Christmas Cards to my Christian friends, Hanukkah Cards to my Jewish Friends and so on. I even send Kwanza cards to some people! For my friends whose religions I don't know, I just send them Christmas cards, because that's sort of like a generic holiday card anyway.
It's a great way to keep in touch with people.
I have a question. I have two friends who are Satan Worshipers - they are good people. I am not judgmental. I was wondering if you offer any greetings cards that I can send to people who belong to the Church of Satan. If not, do you have any plans to do this? I'm not exactly sure what holidays they celebrate but perhaps your people could do some research into this?
Thank you,

Ian Brandy

Response from Website Greetings :
Dear Ian:
I am sorry but we do not carry any cards like that. And I do not believe we will.

Sincerely,
Jennifer
Customer Service

Response from DaySpring Cards (The World's Largest Christian Greeting Card Company):
Thank you for your suggestion. Your message will be routed to the appropriate DaySpring personnel. Although we cannot personally respond to each suggestion, rest assured that all suggestions will be reviewed by the appropriate members of the DaySpring.com team.

Your input is valued and truly helps us to build the best Christian card and gift site on the Internet.
Thank You,

Your Friends at DaySpring

Response from CardVelocity:
We don't see you in our customer database. What name do you use when you purchase cards from us?
CardVelocity Customer Service
(Umm... uh... I use the name "I.P. Freely")

Response from Carlton Cards (CANADA):
Dear Ian Brandy,
Thank you for your email to Carlton Cards Head Office. I regret to inform you that Carlton Cards does not carry any line of greeting cards for those who belong to the church of Satan.
I will send your request down to our creative department in our U.S. Head Office.

Sincerely,
Christine

Response from American Greetings:
Mr. Brandy,
Currently I believe American Greetings as well as Hallmark are producing cards for the traditional more mass appeal type holidays. There maybe some card companies who deal with niche markets that produce cards for a more unique/narrow clientele.
However we will l pass the information along to the area that produces our seasonal cards.
lk

Response from Carlton Cards:
Sorry we do not have any cards for that particular sending situation. Perhaps you can use a blank card to send to these friends.
Carla Rose

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