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Original Email sent to various Novelty Stores:
Dear Sir or Madam,
I have purchased many items from your company including Fart Whistles
and Fake Dog Poop. My favorite is the fake dog poop. Now, I would like to purchase
some real dog poop for some pranks. From a larger type dog like a Labrador.
I have looked all over your web site and cannot find this item listed anywhere.
Is this a mistake? Can you give me the price of real dog poop if you sell it?
I assume it will be more expensive than your fake dog poop, since it is, quote-unquote,
the Real Deal. If you do not sell real dog poop can you direct me to someone who does?
Yours Sincerely,
Ian Broudie

Response from The Gag Works in Los Alamitos, CA :
Ian ,
Thank you for contacting us about your Product!
Here is some information on where to send more information for us to consider
carrying on our website and catalog.
Please send to the following address, please include pricing, descriptions
and sample or pictures of item(s).
The Gag Works
PO BOX 1293
Los Alamitos, CA
(Well, if I had samples of the product, I wouldn't be contacting you, would I?

Second Response from The Gag Works in Los Alamitos, CA :
Ian:
Thank you for writing The Gag!
We actually don't sell the Real Deal, however, I do remember sites selling
it for awhile previously, but haven't seen any in awhile. I would try a
Google search for the item and see what comes up.
Thanks for thinking of us!
Jeff Ferguson
Owner, The Gag

Response from The Gift of Gab :
Hi Ian,
Thanks for your email and your patronage. Although you probably saw this one,
our sticky sh_t or upscale doo is the closest thing we have to what you're
looking for. We will certainly be on the lookout for this item since an
email or 2 regarding one product means that many are looking for it.
As for locating this, I don't have any suggestions however (if you haven't
already) do searches using Google and Yahoo.
Good luck! Berlin Seymore, Cust Svc Gift of Gag.com

Response from SoImmature.com :
I recommend heading down to your local SPCA. I'm sure you could pick up
some of the "Real-Deal" for free instead of paying the high cost that we
would charge. We're talking hundreds or possibly thousands for the
"Real-Deal".
Good Luck in Your Search,
www.soimmature.com

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