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This is taken from The Feline Evolution CatSeat Website:

I love that they actually decided to trademark their slogan.
It's like they're telling the world :
"Look, pal, don't even THINK about ripping off our cat-crapping slogan! We mean it!! 'Cause if you do, we'll have a lawyer on your ass quicker than you can say 'Oh, my god I'm sharing my toilet with a cat!!!'"

Let's take a closer look at that slogan :
"If litter-boxes are so great, why don't humans use them?"

Why don't humans use litterboxes? Let's see…I'm going to take a guess and say it's for the same reason we don't :
1) Eat out of the cat dish
2) Use a scratching post
3) Wear a collar
4) Play with a ball of string
5) Chase mice
6) Bath by licking ourselves
7) Purr

One question: How the hell did they find a cat that had the EXACT same eye color as the toilet seat?

Here is the The Feline Evolution CatSeat Brochure:

So, Purina Spokesman Amy Shojai thinks its "One of the best systems I've seen"?
Really, Amy?
Amy then elaborated: "That's right out of all the cat-crapping devices I've seen, this one is the best. And believe me I've seen every last one of them. In fact you could say I am an authority on cat-crapping contraptions. Try saying that fast "cat-crapping contraptions." Ha, ha, ha! Anyway, like I was saying, some people devote their lives to things like curing diabetes, and similarly I've been dedicated to the field of getting cats to share our toilets. And with my expertise I can state beyond a shadow of doubt the Feline Evolution Cat Seat will get you and your cat defecating in the same place faster than any other product!"

They use the word "Revolutionary" as the title of their brochure. Is this product really worthy of being described as "revolutionary"?
I mean is this "Cat Seat Revolution" in the same league as the Industrial Revolution?

Email sent to the makers of The Feline Evolution CatSeat Website:
Hi,
I recently bought two cat seats from your company. One for me one for my friend. I was really impressed by your website. Especially the pictured cat who had the same color eyes as the Cat Seat. I thought that cat looked really cool.
The cat seat worked fine, and my cat got used to it no problem.
However, I'm afraid I'm slowly losing my dignity by sharing a toilet with a non-human creature. Everything was fine for the first weeks I had the cat seat.
But then yesterday morning it dawned on me :
"Oh, my God, I'm sharing my toilet with a cat!! What has my life become!" Maybe this is just a personal problem, but I don't think I can overcome it. This is, perhaps, something I should have thought of before I bought the cat seat.
It's not so bad when I go to the bathroom and then the cat goes afterwards. The bigger problem is when the cat is in the bathroom and I have to wait for it to finish its business before I can "follow" it. I know I should have thought of this earlier, but I just feel like an idiot when I'm standing by the bathroom door waiting for the cat to finish up.
On your website you quote doctors and veterinarians saying there are no health risks associated with cats and people sharing the same toilet. But maybe you should have mentioned the risk to your self-respect.

Would it be possible to get a full refund just on the basis that I feel robbed of my dignity?

Thank You,

Robin Smith

P.S. By the way my friend doesn't have the same problem with his cat sharing his toilet so I will not be returning his seat.

No Response Yet

News Item

Man's Product Seeks to Potty Train Cats
Tue Dec 30, 6:49 AM ET Add Strange News - AP to My Yahoo!
By RON JENKINS, Associated Press Writer
OKLAHOMA CITY - An invention by a man seeks to eliminate litter box odor by toilet training household cats. As head of Evolve Products, manufacturer of The Feline Evolution CatSeat, Kevin Rymer accepted an award Monday from a national trade magazine.
Pet Products News selected the CatSeat for its 2003 Editor's Choice Award, which was presented during a news conference at the Oklahoma Department of Commerce.
"The CatSeat was selected because it could revolutionize every American home with a cat," said Matt Keller, director of advertising for the magazine.
David Hinkle, ODC official, said Evolve Products is located at the Fred Jones Development Center in downtown Oklahoma City and has been helped through the state's small business "incubator" program.
The program certifies companies for tax credits and provides a wide range of services, from advice on obtaining patents to marketing strategies.
Rymer says the CatSeat attempts to wean cats off litter. Shaped like a regular toilet seat, it is attached to a box with retractable shelves that are textured to replace the feel of litter.
Eventually, the device can be mounted to the toilet, where a push of the button allows it to be used by people.
The company quotes doctors and veterinarians as saying there are no health risks associated with cats and people sharing the same toilet.
Rymer, 39, said sales so far indicate a high success rate in weaning cats off litter. It usually takes about two or three weeks.
He said only about seven CatSeats have been returned out of every 500 sold.
"It may not totally eliminate litter boxes, but it gives people an option they did not have before," he said.
After all, litter can be expensive, officials said - up to $3,500 over the life of a cat.

Hey back up for a second. What's with the "May not totally eliminate litter boxes????"
So now you got me sharing a toilet with a cat as well as cleaning its litter box?? Holy s%^&, do I feel like a King!
The cost of litter over the life of a cat = $3,500
The cost of your dignity when sharing the toilet with your cat = Priceless

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